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I wonder if it has the same effect on girls? Hmmmm
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10. She’s out in the barn making Bailey’s Irish Cream.
9. I thought ‘Dublin’ was having sex with twins.
8. Here’s one snake St. Patrick didn’t chase out of Ireland.
7. That’s not the Blarney Stone, but don’t stop kissing it.
6. I saw Ellen DeGeneres and Anne Heche practicing their Gaelic.
5. Lord of the Dance? More like ‘Lord of my pants’!
4. These lucky charms are magically delicious!
3. Keep looking — I know there’s a shamrock in there somewhere.
2. That is my thick Irish brogue, and yes, I’m happy to see you.
1. Ted Kennedy.
From your neck I remove your charms, and carry you off in my arms, to the warm water that awaits.
The water cascades down your neck, flowing over your soft breasts then, making your legs glisten with wetness. Droplets of water cover your taut skin.
My hands rub your body, ummmm running them threw the beads of water. Making them trickle down off your body.
I place my fingers inside you. You are warm and moist, so ready. I carry your still dripping body, to a laying place, so that I can put inside you what was well prepared to enter you before we even came through the door.
As soon as I lay you down your legs spread open wide. You are ready now and so am I.
I put a little in slowly at first, getting a feel for how much you can take in.
I put in more, you take it willingly. In anticipation, faster and faster I put it in, pushing it in deeply as far as I can, until I can’t put any more in, you are so tight. With your legs wrapped tightly, not wanting to release any of it,
I make you so hot for a very long time, until your sweet juices escape from within. Then I taste you, with my tongue at first, your skin is so soft and tender.
I taste more of you with my mouth, you are so hot and moist, you taste so good.
Your juices coating my mouth, making me drool in anticipation of eating you more, with every taste.
“Oh yes”, I say to you,
I must say Grace “Thank God for Butterball turkey…. Amen”
I was playing around at Amazon, updating my Wish List, when I came across some Hemp scented incense. (They also have a Grateful Dead incense holder. I think they should pair them up.
Personally I’ve never been a big marajuana smoker.
I tried it once like we all have, but my parents got real suspicious when I ate all the candy canes off the Christmas tree, so I decided it wasn’t for me. LOL
Now correct me if I’m wrong, but I always thought incense was often used to cover up that particular smell, so what’s the deal?
OMG! What do you think Dirty Girl Bubble Bath smells like?





