Might as well stay at home and have a little hot and nasty phone sex fun with me.
It’s safe, inexpensive entertainment and you won’t have to burn it off in the gym like after the candy corn binge. Yuck
If you’ve never done it before why not give it a try?
Heck, it’ll even help you sleep!

Are you an exhibitionist?

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It’s a hot, steamy summer day and you’re feeling the heat in more than one way. Alone at the house you step out in the back yard for a little breeze and think, what the hell. Lying back in the lounge chair, feeling the sun on your chest, you unzip your pants and take matters into your own hands.

The sun feels so hot on your hard cock. An occasional warm breeze tickles your balls. You stoke longer and faster as hot, sexy images flash through your head. Naked, jiggling tits, full lips around your cock. Licking your lips as you think of licking that sweet, wet, pink pussy. You explode as you enter that tight girl in your mind, cum pulsing down your hand.

Then you hear it, applause, as you realize the girl next door sunbathing in the tree house has been watching you, and evidently enjoyed it. Or is she just enjoying your humiliation? Hmmm hard to tell. But you do it again, don’t you? Knowing she’ll be there. Knowing she’s watching.

Call me with your exhibition, or hot and kinky phone sex fantantasies and we’ll have the greatest phone sex experience.

Happy 4th, Sweetcheeks!

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Breaking news!

Science Daily is reporting that watermelon may have Viagra-like effects on the body.

So this 4th have your hot dog, but save plenty of room for that watermelon because I’m having a July Special!

FIVE FREE MINUTES with every paid call for the month of July. Just ask when you make the call. :-)

I wonder if it has the same effect on girls? Hmmmm

Delicious Voting! YUM

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Think voting for your favorite girl is boring? Absolutely not! Just read the signs like the caller who sent me this did. Just click on the image to take you to the site where you can vote! And while you’re there you might want to read my sexy story. ;-)

Want Free Phone Sex?

Vote for me and provide me the vote code when you call
to receive
3 FREE MINUTES* with any purchased call !

* Can Only Vote Once Per Day and You May Only Use One Vote Code Per Call.
You must mention that you intent to use your free minutes at the beginning of the call.
Free minutes can only be used in conjunction with a purchased call.

Top Ten Punchlines to Dirty Irish Jokes

10. She’s out in the barn making Bailey’s Irish Cream.

9. I thought ‘Dublin’ was having sex with twins.

8. Here’s one snake St. Patrick didn’t chase out of Ireland.

7. That’s not the Blarney Stone, but don’t stop kissing it.

6. I saw Ellen DeGeneres and Anne Heche practicing their Gaelic.

5. Lord of the Dance? More like ‘Lord of my pants’!

4. These lucky charms are magically delicious!

3. Keep looking — I know there’s a shamrock in there somewhere.

2. That is my thick Irish brogue, and yes, I’m happy to see you.

1. Ted Kennedy.

Happy Turkey Day

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I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there, The lights seemed to shine down on you alone. I knew then I had to have you for my own.Willingly, you came with me to my home. From the car, I carried you & threw the door.Looking at you, I admire your body, your well shaped legs, and breasts. Slowly I remove what wraps, around your body so tightly, fitting you like a glove. Exposing your tender white skin.

From your neck I remove your charms, and carry you off in my arms, to the warm water that awaits.

The water cascades down your neck, flowing over your soft breasts then, making your legs glisten with wetness. Droplets of water cover your taut skin.

My hands rub your body, ummmm running them threw the beads of water. Making them trickle down off your body.

I place my fingers inside you. You are warm and moist, so ready. I carry your still dripping body, to a laying place, so that I can put inside you what was well prepared to enter you before we even came through the door.

As soon as I lay you down your legs spread open wide. You are ready now and so am I.

I put a little in slowly at first, getting a feel for how much you can take in.

I put in more, you take it willingly. In anticipation, faster and faster I put it in, pushing it in deeply as far as I can, until I can’t put any more in, you are so tight. With your legs wrapped tightly, not wanting to release any of it,

I make you so hot for a very long time, until your sweet juices escape from within. Then I taste you, with my tongue at first, your skin is so soft and tender.

I taste more of you with my mouth, you are so hot and moist, you taste so good.

Your juices coating my mouth, making me drool in anticipation of eating you more, with every taste.

“Oh yes”, I say to you,

I must say Grace “Thank God for Butterball turkey…. Amen”

I take mine with cream ;-)

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Want To Celebrate?

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How about celebrating with your favorite girl? I can set off some fireworks for you!

Do a call with me on the 4th and provide me with your email address to receive a FREE hot sexy picture of me!

This little firecracker is ready to play.

What’s In A Scent?

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myspace layouts, myspace codes, glitter graphicsI was playing around at Amazon, updating my Wish List, when I came across some Hemp scented incense. (They also have a Grateful Dead incense holder. I think they should pair them up. :-)

Personally I’ve never been a big marajuana smoker.
I tried it once like we all have, but my parents got real suspicious when I ate all the candy canes off the Christmas tree, so I decided it wasn’t for me. LOL

Now correct me if I’m wrong, but I always thought incense was often used to cover up that particular smell, so what’s the deal?

OMG! What do you think Dirty Girl Bubble Bath smells like?

Have A Great Weekend!

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If you find some time between all the festivities, be sure and call me. I have a great special for this weekend only!
Five(5) free minutes with any purchased call!
Be sure to ask for special when you call. But hurry ~ the special ends Monday night.

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